cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
3 year old death grip!
iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”
I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
this was me and my twin prom night
thank you for the text post
another year, another disappointment
Why are you wearing the same clothes??
I haven’t moved in a year